Air Conditioners Never Die at a Good Time

There is something built into the mechanism that guarantees that they will only fail when the temperature is above 90 degrees. It works the same way with washing machines. They never fail until the tub is full of water and there are six loads waiting to be done. Car batteries never die in your garage on a Saturday morning in March when you have all day to do something about it. No, batteries go to heaven on Tuesday nights after Sears closes and you are parked in the mall in twenty degree weather.

No one in the history of this planet has ever had a water heater die Window Unit Air Conditioner Guys taken her shower on a blustery winter day. Water heaters are programmed to fail at six o'clock in the morning on the day you have the big interview or the meeting with an important client. If you check the fine print on your warranty it says it very plainly: Within 30 days after the expiration of your warranty, this unit will break down and die at a time most inconvenient for you in accordance with the manufacturer's secret agreement with installers that will then charge you outrageous fees to replace the unit that you cannot live without.

I mentioned my plight to a friend of mine but got no satisfaction. The only thing this guy wanted to talk about was life before there was air conditioning, as if reminding me there was a time when sweating to death was a routine side-effect of summer would make me feel better. Listen: We keep things ultra cool in our home.

You don't understand. You don't live with my wife. Around our house it's never more than 63 degrees regardless of the weather outside. We set the thermostat to 60 when we retire for the evening. Whether it's 90 degrees outside or 30, that's the setting. Sometimes I pretend I'm a detective on a stakeout who's grabbing some shuteye in a meat locker, waiting for the bad guys to show up.

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